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It was a very good year. Dig in. Every entry is a classic.
Room for Rent: Cozy, Fully Furnished, Great View of Giant Pedophile Santa
Among the many joys of having a centrally located flat in Auckland’s CBD, besides waking up to marching bands and political protests on Saturdays, is that every holiday season there’s a giant pedophile Santa outside my window beckoning the young and innocent children of Auckland with his dodgy moving finger. Although I’m not one to shy away [...]
Air NZ Fashion Week Ad: Rediciously Sexy or Rediciously Foolish?
Okay, let’s all put on our ad executive hats for a minute. As I was walking down the street in Parnell, Auckland the other day, I saw this ad for the Air New Zealand Fashion Week in the distance. As I got closer, my first thought was, of course, “Damn, she’s hot!” I then saw what [...]
National Depression: Unavoidable Even If I Don’t Give a Crap
So I’m just browsing the Web, minding my own business, and then I happen to check the feed of my friends’ status updates on Facebook. I see some rather distressing updates like “… is in disbelief” and “… is predicting national depression.” Obviously something really bad is happening, and because all the doom and gloom [...]
NZ Police + Big Guns = A Tad Ironic
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the New Zealand Police get mocked for not carrying guns on their person and keeping them in the boot (American translation: trunk) of their cars. Well, a recent hostage crisis in Auckland might poor some cold water on that image, especially with visuals such as: But [...]
FBI: Federal Bureau of Incompetence
Part of the process of being a long-term international student in New Zealand is jumping through regulatory hoops like health exams, confirming you have enough money in your bank account, etc. Because I’m studying in the country longer than 2 years, it was required for me to have a criminal background check performed by the [...]
Typically Kiwi: Taking the Piss Out of Everything!
This is a really great example of how Kiwis take a slightly different approach to the world. Sure, everyone makes fun of Bush and Brad Pitt’s women, but to do it so openly on the billboard of a major television company? I can only imagine the uproar that would happen in the States if a [...]
Apple’s True Strength
If you know me, you should be aware that I’m into technology hard out. When talking with people, I normally try to limit the conversation to how the technology will actually help them and others. And I certainly want to keep my blogging about tech to an absolute minimum, because God knows there is plenty [...]
Free Idea: Free (or Cheap As) Community Shipping Service
Last December I was on a major road trip up the west coast of the US with my friend Paul from Arizona when my engine burnt to a crisp outside of Olympia, Washington. I was forced to get rid of just about all of my possessions that couldn’t fit on an airplane, which was not [...]
Free Idea: Asian Mystery Menu
ATTENTION ALL ASIAN RESTAURATEURS: You’re Missing A Huge Opportunity! So I was having dinner with my friend Priscilla at a Japanese restaurant last night, and realised that Asian restaurants are missing out on a huge opportunity. As with almost any non-Asians, both of us had pretty much no idea what all of the options were [...]